
Great Gifts for $20 or Less
By Colleen Gleason
All right, raise your hand...who's not even started their holiday
shopping yet? (Trish, stop grinning over there. I know you finished
months ago!)
If you've not only not started, but also haven't got a clue what to
buy and are on a budget...this list is for you! Keeping yourself on
a budget is hard, especially when you're trying to find something
unique or special for someone.
1. Leather Bookweight. I have had one for 10 years. My mother
gave it to me, and I carry it in my purse everywhere I go (since I
always have a book with me and often eat lunch alone on the road). I
cannot tell you how many times I have had people walk up to me in a
restaurant and ask about it! Just about every time I eat out, in
fact.
For who: any bibliophile on your list: your assistant, your
babysitter, your sister-in-law
Where to get it:
Barnes & Noble.com
2. Books by Noodlers! While you're at
Barnes & Noble.com, or
Amazon, or in
Borders, make sure you check out the vast offerings by the Wet
Noodle Posse. There's something for everyone on your list somewhere
on our bookshelf.
Along those lines, if you can find an autographed book for your
recipient, that's even better. Many local authors will come in and
sign books for stores in their area; others offer them directly from
their Web sites (including all of the Noodlers; you can contact any
of us through the site here.)
Don't forget the young girls on your list...our own
Stephie Davis
writes funny, real-to-life books for pre-teens too.
For who: any bibliophile on your list
Where: Any bookstore or through the
WNP site.
3. Magazine Subscription. Talk about something that lasts
throughout the year! No matter who is on your list, you can find a
magazine for them, and many subscriptions are less than $20 per
year. Some suggestions for that hard-to-buy-for person:
Women: Real Simple, Sunset
Men: TV Guide (just kidding!), Scientific American,
Popular Mechanics, ESPN News
Anyone: Health, Smithsonian, National Geographic,
This Old House
College Age/Young Adult: Rolling Stone, CMJ
(this is a little more than $20/year, but it includes a CD every
month of new and up-and-coming musicians - perfect for a young, hip
music lover. Find it at
CMJ.com)
Youngsters: American Girl, Calliope, Ranger
Rick, Disney Adventure
Cook: Eating Light, Bon Appetit, Wine
Enthusiast, Vegetarian Times
Gardener: Herb Companion
Where to buy: Buy one magazine over the counter, take out the
subscription panel, and send it in. You can wrap up the issue you
bought and enclose a gift note explaining the subscription. Or you
can look on
Amazon.com for subscriptions if you prefer to do online
shopping!
4. Mini Cocktail Shaker. I found this on
RedEnvelope.com and thought it was a cute little thing for a
girlfriend who likes to have a good time. A novelty gift, it will
slip into her bag as a conversation starter and will definitely be
one of the most unique things she gets this year!
For: young, hip gals or a best girlfriend
Where to buy:
RedEnvelope.com, $20
5. Mini Zen Garden: You can find these in several places (I
found one for $12 at
RedEnvelope.com, obviously one of my favorite places to browse).
These are great for people who have to sit at a desk all day, or who
have stressful jobs. Or both. The creative people use it to get
their creativity flowing; the more anal-retentive people relieve
stress by making sure the tiny rake leaves perfectly-straight lines
up and down in the little garden.
For: someone who has a desk and uses it all day
Where to buy:
RedEnvelope.com or gift/card shops
6. I made a hit with my mother-in-law (not always easy to do with
gifts) when I bought her three pairs of super-soft socks. The
ones you just want to bury your face in, 'cause they feel like fur,
but also come in lovely bright colors. I have four pairs, and I wear
them constantly in the winter. Keeps my feet warm.
For: anyone with cold feet (and I don't mean your nephew
who's getting married next month)
Where to buy:
Target, most
department stores
7. Super-soft Throw. This is the next generation of fleece
throws. They're softer now and come in suede-like textures. I saw
some for $19.99 at the Discovery Channel Store, and they were some
of the softest ones I've seen. A friend got one with a furry texture
on one side and a suede texture on the other at Marshall's.
For: anyone (including college kids, teens, young children)
who likes to curl up and watch TV or read during the winter
Where to buy:
Discovery
Channel Store,
Target,
Bed Bath &
Beyond, any housewares store
8. Paper Airplane or Origami Folding Set. Both adults and
children love these sets. They come with bright-colored paper and
instructions for folding many different kinds of planes or origami
figures. An unusual gift, it allows for creativity...and lots of
airplane races and dogfights when finished!
For: elementary and middle-school children, especially
creative ones; adults who like unusual or unique things or who are
creative
Where to buy: in the book section at general merchandise
stores (e.g. Target,
Wal-Mart,
Meijer, etc.),
in the children's or bargain sections at bookstores
9. Bucket of Gardening Tools or Cooking Utensils: Get a small
metal bucket or basket and fill it with some seed packets, a little
trowel and rake, and you've got a great gift for a gardener. You can
do the same for a cook (though it might get to be more than $20),
but you can include little bottles of spices or sample sizes of
flavored oils.
For: someone who's just moved or as a little generic gift to
have on hand
Where to buy: This takes a bit more creativity and energy.
You have to find the bucket and its fillings. Check out the $1
section at Target, or look at Big Lots or other places with
remainders; you can find these kinds of things there. Also, garden
centers will be clearing out a lot of these items around this time
of year.
10. Designer Kitchen Soap. Okay, I know I'm pushing it here,
but really...who doesn't like to have a beautifully clean,
lovely-smelling kitchen after a long day and a wonderful meal? When
I was growing up, it was a sign that all was right in the world when
we'd finished cleaning up the kitchen. The countertops were nice and
clean and empty...and then it was time to relax. It still works for
me now. I feel relaxed and love the smells and knowing that my work
for the day is done. Williams-Sonoma has a great collection of hand
soaps, countertop soaps, and dish soaps. You can order a
stainless-steel holder for them, which is not only functional but
also looks nice sitting on the counter. My other favorite is the
environmentally correct Mrs. Meyers brand. Lemon Verbena is the one
I use.
For: anyone who has a kitchen
Where to buy:
Williams-Sonoma.com or any high-end kitchen gadget store. Target
often carries the Mrs. Meyers brand too, as does Whole Foods Market.
Colleen Gleason
does most of her holiday shopping on the computer late in the day on
Thanksgiving, with sparkling clean and fresh-smelling kitchen
countertops thanks to Mrs. Meyers. She usually has a glass of wine
in her non-mouse hand and super-soft socks on her feet!
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Our
Favorite Pets
by the
Wet Noodle Posse
Gir, a kitten I found at school the week before 9/11. He was such a
sweetheart, and during that terrible week, he stayed on my lap and
let me pet him while I cried. -
Mary Fechter
Pick a favorite pet? The horror! I'd better go with my two current
furballs, Bob and Pounce. Else they may smother me in my sleep.
-
Anne Mallory
I got Tilly, my cat, right after I divorced my first husband. She
was being treated for giardia (an intestinal parasite) and was so
skinny she looked like a black-and-white weasel. I didn't have a bed
yet, so every night I climbed into my sleeping bag, and she climbed
in beside me and lay her head on my shoulder. She's old and deaf now
and not allowed to sleep with Joe and me because she'd keep us awake
with her querulous meowing, but she spends every day keeping me
company while I write. -
Kiki Clark
My favorite pet would be my very first dog, a beautiful poodle I
named Puppy Marie after my then favorite person in the world, Marie
Osmond! -
Jill Monroe
When I was about nine years old, we got a kitten, a plain, drab gray
kitten we named Snoopy. Snoopy loved to be outside all night, and
often we'd hear him with another cat, sounding like babies crying.
He used to come home with sores all over him, and I would clean them
and put medicine on them. Whenever my tender feelings would be hurt,
I'd grab Snoopy and cry all over him. There was nothing special
about him, just that he was my kitty.
-
Diane Perkins
This is a hard one because I love animals, and most all the ones
I've had have been my "favorite." How do you choose just one when
they all show you so much love and unconditional acceptance? But if
I have to pick one, it would have to be Doc, a mule we raised from
six months old until he was 3 1/2 (and 15 1/2 hands tall!), when
Tony traded him to a friend for a Farmall tractor. Doc died at 4 of
cancer, and we were all devastated. I still miss him. -
Pam Payne
As much as I love kitties, and I've had three, along with a dog I
adored, my favorite pet is a fish. We have him right now. He's a
beta, which they call a Chinese fighting fish, but this guy's a
pussycat. Why, you ask, would I love a fish? Hey, this is no
ordinary fish. He's been with us almost six years, swimming around
in his little bowl in the laundry room. Every night, I hear Mike in
there, talking to him. "Hey buddy!" He holds the food close to the
water, and the fish jumps up to get it. Not kidding. Mike gets all
visitors to go see the fish - "SeaWorld's got nothin' on us!" Our
little dog, who was the light of Mike's life, passed away about a
year ago, and now he's got this strange affinity with that fish, who
has no name. Just "hey, buddy." I've gotten almost as attached. When
I go in there to do laundry or wash my hands, he swims about, all
excited to see me. Sometimes, he jumps out of the water. Who knew a
little fish could have so much personality? He's just happy to be
alive, and to me, that's breathtaking. -
Stephanie Feagan
This is like asking to choose a favorite child. Very hard! I guess
I'd have to say my first cat, Scogus McPhoo, a stray who adopted me
in college. He was a long-haired, white cat with one blue eye and
one green eye. A truly amazing and mellow cat. I could throw him
over my shoulder and carry him anywhere. He'd walk on a leash like a
dog. -
Lorelle Marinello
Since the two current loves of my life would be horribly offended if
I chose anyone else, I have to say my favorite pets are Imilie, a
feisty, black-and-white, Norwegian Forest Cat, and Lucy, a
shy-but-sweet, blue-point Ragdoll. The three of us are trying to
convince the rest of the family that we need a dog, preferably a
golden retriever.
Stay tuned. -
Lee McKenzie
My favorite pet would have to be my zaftig cat Pumpkin, a
tortoiseshell calico who taught this former dog-lover that
independence is a wonderful thing in a pet.
-
Maureen Hardegree
I can't choose one. I've had four favorite pets: Molly, Charlie,
Oscar and Kip. All of them Labradors, all of them the sweetest, most
loveable and snuggly animals ever. They all make my heart melt and
have been the greatest comfort and friendship to me.
-
Stephanie Rowe
My favorite pet is my Jack Russell named Trouble. Possibly because
he's my current pet, possibly because he's lived longer than any
other pet I ever had. Definitely, he's a part of my family. Although
when I think about favorite pets, I have to mention Pepe, my pet
skunk that I had during high school. My Mom worked at a vet's
office, so we frequently had interesting pets. Pepe was actually a
great pet and was de-scented of course. When he was really little,
he'd curl up and sleep inside of a shoe. Later, he slept curled
around my neck. Not sure if that meant my neck smelled like an old
shoe or what. -
Janice Lynn
I have a soft spot in my heart for every pet I've had. Whiskers was
the dog my husband gave me right before we got married. Whiskers was
like our kid until we had children. I can't leave out Pepper, our
terrier mix, who lived to be nearly 18. We never dreamed when we
rescued him from the pound that he would still be with us after our
kids had left home. Then there are the cats. I'll refrain from
naming them all. We got Allie and BJ when we lived in Massachusetts.
They moved to Dallas and then Chicago, where BJ succumbed to kidney
disease. Allie is still alive and now living in Florida in her old
age. She's my one-eyed kitty. And lastly, Nomar, whom we inherited
from our younger daughter. He was named after Nomar Garciapara, who
played for the Red Sox. Nomar is a very big cat. Our vet calls him
the "big gray rug." -
Merrillee Whren
My brother, Tim, had a white hamster he called - what else? -
Whitey. Whitey had more adventures than the typical hamster since
Tim carried Whitey with him wherever he went, either in a pocket or
his tin lunch pail. If Whitey was missing, it was because Tim had
placed him somewhere for safekeeping and forgotten to retrieve him.
We'd all troop through the house, checking the tops of doors (Tim's
favorite indoor spot) or head out into the neighborhood to search
everyone's mailboxes (another handy place). Once Tim stuck Whitey in
a neighbor's drain pipe, and he climbed up to the roof. I can still
picture my mother chasing the little white hamster across the
shingles.
-
Terry McLaughlin
I've thought about it for two days and reached the conclusion I
can't choose just one. I had a favorite dog and a favorite cat at
different times in my life. It's an apples and oranges thing, I
guess, but I've always preferred oranges over apples, so maybe not.
Lily was a Weimaraner we discovered when we went to the pound to
rescue our obnoxious poodle who had chased the mailman once too
often. I eventually gave up on the poodle, but Lily was the dog of
my dreams. She was energetic, intelligent and willful, yet always
obeyed, the kind with the soulful expression but a funny sense of
humor. And although she was protective, she made intelligent
decisions. No one got in the door unless I okayed it, but then all
guests were her best friends. When we hiked, the little kids would
hang onto her leash, and she pulled them up steep slopes. And
mostly, she was my companion, my closest friend. I lost her when my
brother was taking care of her for me. Boo the cat was a white
fuzzball with flame-color tips and brilliant, blue eyes who got her
name from her habit of jumping out at us like a tiny ghost from
behind corners. She looked like a rare breed called a Birman, but
she was pure barn cat and hunted like one. Her cleverness was what
amazed me most, for she would invent games to play. I made a little
ball of yarn for her, hoping she would leave my knitting alone, and
she found a small box with a hole in the lid and stuffed her yarn "mousie"
into it. She'd fish around with her paws until she got it out, then
put it back and start all over again. I was really amazed when she
started answering the phone by grabbing the cord and pulling it off
the hook, then purring into it. She was sure she had the power to
turn off the TV by pouncing at the screen, but that was my hubby
clicking it off. It was never on except when he was watching, so it
was a long time before she figured it out. She died at 17, fierce,
ornery and loving to the end. -
Delle Jacobs
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